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New Year’s Resolutions…

Posted in Life, Smartass with tags , , , , , , , on December 31, 2014 by Luc

New Year’s resolutions are for people who are overly optimistic. You know how it works. I will lose weight. I will get in shape. I will quit drinking (ha!). I mean, COME ON PEOPLE. No one really sticks to these.

If you’re going to make a resolution, make it something that you know will work. Like, for instance, committing to eating chicken wings at least once during 2015. I can guarantee you that I will be keeping that resolution. In fact, I should have achieved most of my resolutions on the first day of the year.

Here are my resolutions for the year 2015:

  1. Eat chicken wings
  2. Drink at least five beers
  3. Stay up later than I should
  4. Procrastinate
  5. Skip a workout
  6. Forget to write a blog post

I could go on, but I think you get the point. And you know what? When, by the start of February, many of you are struggling with keeping up your flagging spirits, I will be happily going about my business. In fact, it reminds me of the Seinfeld “The Contest” episode, where Kramer chose quite quickly to not be the “Master of his domain”. Consequently, he slept well, while the others did not. That’s going to be me people.

Well folks, I hope that you hold on to your resolutions, whatever they are. I will rest easy knowing that mine will be achieved in no time at all!

See what Jen has to say on New Year’s resolutions.

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So…yeah…I’m hungry

Posted in Smartass with tags on January 26, 2013 by Luc

I’m on this blogging course (with my wife no less) taught by Lynn Jatania and I have to post something on my new blog. They say to write what you feel. Well, I’m hungry. I’m enjoying the course. I’m driving my wife nuts. Life is good.

And now, see the equivalent post in Me Woman You Man!

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